| A Woman pilot was flying her aircraft one day when she hit a magic cloud. |
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| The cloud said to her, "If you do not fly through me , I
will grant you three wishes. |
| "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. |
| Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman
said, "That's okay." |
| For her first wish, she wanted to be the most |
| beautiful woman in the world. |
| The cloud warned her, "You do realize that this |
| wish will also make your husband the most |
| handsome man in the world, an Adonis |
| whom women will flock to". |
| The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will |
| be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." |
| So, the woman pilot became in an instant- |
| the most beautiful Woman in the world! |
| For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. |
| The cloud said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will |
| be ten times richer than you. " |
| The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." |
| So, in an instant- she became the richest woman in the world! |
| The cloud then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a |
| mild heart attack." |
| Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. |
| Attention |
| female readers: |
| This is the end of the joke for you Stop here and continue |
| feeling good! |
| Male |
| readers: Please scroll down. |
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| The man had a heart attack ten times |
| "milder" than his wife!!! |
| Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart . |
| Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. |
| PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
| You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour |
