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Aviation Humor - Thirty Seventh Issue, March 2013
A guy who was an aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot's cockpit and saw a book
entitled, “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners,
Vol. 1 ". He opened the first page which said; "To
start the engine, press the red button". He did so
and the airplane engine started. He was pleased and opened the next page, "To set airplane moving press blue button". He did so
and the plane started moving at an amazing
speed. He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which
said; "To let airplane fly, please press the green
button". He did so and the plane started to fly.
He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and
wanted to land. He opened to the 4th page. The
4th page said, "To learn how to land a plane,
please watch out for Volume 2.
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB!
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyse The situation..
If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the Accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in Auditing ..
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.
Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in Human Resources.
If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has Been moved, put them in Sales.
If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on Strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them
in
Top Management..
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