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WE HAVE SOME PLANES


Indian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told," First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."


The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen.


If U R in tension..........

The moment you are in TENSION

You will lose your ATTENTION

Then you are in total CONFUSION

and you'll feel IRRITATION

This may spoil your personal RELATIONS
Untimately, you won't get COOPERATION



And get things into COMPLICATION

Then you may raise CAUTION .

And you have to take MEDICATION
Why not try understanding the SITUATION



And try to think about the SOLUTION


Many problems will be solved by DISCUSSION
Which will work out better in your PROFESSION



Don't think this is a free SUGGESTION


It is only for your PREVENTION
If you understand my INTENTION
You'll never come again into TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!


 
             
 
 
     
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