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Do you think Indian ATC is doing enough to reduce RT congestion in the skies ?
Aviation Humor..... - Twenty Third Issue, January 2011
Collected and Contributed by CCT Team
What a great idea sirji
Why didn't anyone think of this???
They have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
They see this as a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this junk about racial profiling.
Feng Shui Horoscope
Suhas Gopinath
Situational Awareness
This method would also eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed !

This is so simple...that it's brilliant. I can see it now.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,” Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number_____"



His request approved, the Border Mail News photographer quickly used a mobile phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for Border Mail, he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'




The radio conversations between pilots and air traffic controllers can create quite a bit of laughing, confusion and misunderstanding.

Say again....

Questions via the radio should not always be answered exactly.

Tower: Aircraft in holding pattern, say fuelstate?

Aircraft: Fuelstate

Tower: Say again?

Aircraft: Again....

After this the tower controller switches off his radio and climbs down the stairs to drink coffee the rest of the afternoon.

And the Big Hand Is On the...

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

pilot humor

On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told that his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane." He decided to take action: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. I have been informed that some of you are nervous about being on a 'little' plane. Well, let me assure you, there is nothing to worry about, just sit back and take it easy. It might be helpful to do some sight seeing to put your mind at ease. Now, if you'll all lean and look out over the right wing of the'll tip over! Hahahahaha!! Just a little pilot humor..."


My son, when learning to fly proudly announced that he had landing taped except the last 30 feet!